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- a new day
hello blog.
so, as you can see, i redesigned you. i’ve also redesignated you. you are now my online portfolio. do me proud.
hello world.
- au revoir (literally)
blogging in this capacity is so much effort. and the effort/reward ratio is all fucked up.
so i’m going to go live at tumblr for a while.
i’ll still be here periodically, but tumblr is where it’s at.
i may also, or may also not redesign the site.
i’m feeling bright and breezy.
oh, and who wants a leeds festival [...]
- quantum (car) mechanics
the past is just the future with the lights on? no it’s not. our current understanding of quantum mechanics states that we simpy cannot know all that is to be knowable, and that one event, that followed only one quantum “path” does not contain in it every other “path” it could’ve taken. by choosing, we [...]
- shit, did i post about my job interview?
last thursday, i had a job interview with a lovely guy called ewan, from the graphics department of a megacompuglobalhypermeganet type company called tribal.
my interview was scheduled for 10am, and so, being immensely nervous and feeling a pressing need to make a good impression, i promptly arrived at 9:15am. this wouldn’t have been a problem, [...]
- juno
you know, seeing two awesome movies in one week is usually really really great going, but seeing three is previously unheard of in my limited cinematic experience.
first garden state. i’d sort of watched it but never really seen it before. when you sit down and watch it, it’s just a sparklingly amazing portrayl of life. [...]
- (intentionally) broken mobile phones
those of you who know my IRL (zomg, he referenced something outside of the blogosphere), will know that i simply detest my samsung d900.
the gaudy “Orange” branding, the “quick-access” menu that you keep hitting whenever you want to call anyone, the fact that the menu and navigation system seemed to be designed by monkeys, and [...]
- lovebites and old girls
“if you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with”
never before has something shocked me so much. i couldn’t actually get my head around people settling for second best. but i’ve realised i’ve kind of been doing it myself of late.
and so i’ve resolved to find someone whom i feel 100million% [...]
- gin and juice
i have found my favourite cover of a song ever.
the gourds - gin and juice.
never before have i heard a feel good rap classic song like it’s being performed by a group of rednecks playing bottles of moonshine, a bass made from a mop and bucket and a banjo.
although technically the intro is played on [...]
- urban thicktionary
ok, next time you’re home alone and fancy a laugh, click this link.
and read example number 2.
it is the urban dicitonary’s entry on semen.
“…best in making facial foam. it cures acne in 2 weeks”
sometimes, just sometimes, i fall in love with the internet all over again…
- irregular sleeping patterns
right, had to open and lock up the studios today (edit: and yesterday, and tomorrow), so instead of a weekend, i had night on 8 hours of waiting around making sure people don’t fuck things up. i hate being responsible.
so i get home around 6pm, sometime around then, say hello to the very hungover mother [...]
