those of you who know my IRL (zomg, he referenced something outside of the blogosphere), will know that i simply detest my samsung d900.

the gaudy “Orange” branding, the “quick-access” menu that you keep hitting whenever you want to call anyone, the fact that the menu and navigation system seemed to be designed by monkeys, and the fragile and frankly quite awful slider mechanism.

anyway, i was sitting in the lounge, watching QI, and i noticed something that i hadn’t ever seen before, a masseuse’s de-stress-roller-cock and balls type thing. so i immediately picked it up and started hitting stuff with it. as you do when you’re a 21 year old frsutrated with his mobile phone.

one thing led to another, and during a rather spirited rendition of queen’s “we will rock you”, the screen completely smashed. and so now, whe i turn it on, i get all of the 262k colours it can display, sloshing about and displaying the time back to front and upside down.

and i’m not going to tell orange because i’m not paying an excess on my insurance to get sent out another phone that i truly detest.

at least when i sold mobile phones, i tried to match a customer’s needs to the phone’s capabilities. orange just seemed to send me whatever they had lying around.

i may not renew my contract with them in april. they’re a bit expensive. and the choice of handsets is rather limited.

and i really want an iphone.

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